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An Answer To Chain Mail Senders, Just Awesome…. June 19, 2010

Posted by Aman.... in Random Stuff.
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I am pretty sure that you must have got mails from gals saying that she liked your profile and wants you to reply back(not sure if gals get it from guys too,anyone can confirm? ) with also mentioning that color and religion doesn’t matter or someone who would claim that he is son/daughter/servant/whatever of a very rich minister/millionaire/king of Nigeria and wants to transfer loads of cash in your account to safeguard it or someone saying that he/she has a sick son/daughter who needs to get medical attention and each forward mail would bring them one dollar/euro/yen/whatever! If the answer is yes, here is what a reply that you can send back to that person who has committed the sin to forward that mail to you! Please note, I am not saying that all the starters of such chain mails would be thug only. I mean, who knows someone might actually have got few millions transferred in his/her account or has find luck finding his/her love but since there is no way to prove or find it, let’s keep the bigger assumption and that’s is that all of such chain mails are forged only. So have a read of this reply and send it back. I just couldn’t stop laughing when I read it few minutes back in my mail 🙂 . I have done a little editing to it but 99% is kept as what it was when it first reached me. Have a read,

I want to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008,2009 and continuing it in 2010 also…….

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now………………… but who knows. So please forward.

 

So how’s it?

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