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So On What Rating You Are…. October 10, 2008

Posted by Aman.... in Random Stuff.

It is said that its nearly impossible to understand gals. Even Rocket Science is somewhat easy but not the mind of gals. And the worst part is that you can never  judge what’s going on in their minds. Well I got an email just now sent by a friend of mine. According to this email, each guy is having a rating from the gal. Doesn’t matter what, his status never rises from that rating what is set for him. It was just so fun to read it and I guess, to some extent I do agree to what’s said in it too. With due respect and no offense gals but its my blog and I can say whatever I want so I am saying :-). Have a read and tell its true or not according to you. I shall put the email as it is. In it, there are two factious characters mentioned, one of a guy who is Aditya and one is a gal , Shilpa. You can very well replace these and put your’s and your friend’s name here to make it more real-to-life for you. Have a read,

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.
Do you have a gal who is just a friend yours? Are you always confused that why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Why she is suddenly so sweet when there is an important assignment to get complete or some project work is pending?  Or why she always hangs around with the moron who can’t seem to tie knots of his shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:
Just A Friend
Gal’s thinking for you:
Well, you are like a show piece in her house, a spare show piece who is looked just with a casual look.  She  will call you whenever she needs you. If you call her at  home, the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say,
“Oh Aaditya, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”
Aaditya: “Where are you going Shilpa??”
Shilpa: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).

Good Friend
You are like a TV remote control. She needs you and you know that. But she would try using you when  she really needs you.
Aaditya calls: “Hi Shilpa”,
Shilpa: “Hi Aaditya. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”
(Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: “What do you want Aaditya? Why did you call that day?”.
Aaditya: “Generally”.
Shilpa: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

Very Good Friend

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety valve for the girl.
She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: “You know Aaditya, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.
Aaditya: “Who is Shekhar??”
Shilpa : “My boyfriend.”
Aaditya: “Oh! Ok.”

Best Friend
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.
And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggy around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Aaditya Shopping. Aaditya Movie. Aaditya Coffee. Aaditya,you pay. I am having fun.
Aaditya is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: “But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends
Aaditya. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”
Aaditya: What?? (Aaditya drinks all night).

Best Of The Best Friends
Ok now you are really special!
You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother- cum-everything.
Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.
You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggy around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything  and in it she drags you along).
But but but….
Don’t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in the most happening place of the city.
Shilpa: “Hi Aaditya. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Aaditya, he is my bestest friend”.
Aaditya: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Aaditya’s wrist).
Aaditya is now heart broken and wrist broken.

Umm… No comments. You’re already done and finished!
So how was it? Do let me know where you stand :-)?




1. Amardeep Sidhu - October 18, 2008

hahha…good one…but doesn’t hold true in each and every case 🙂

2. Aman Sharma - October 18, 2008

Haha,true but looking at the current times, its becoming more and more true as gals are not going for relationships being emotional but being practical 😉 .

3. Syed Hussaini - October 21, 2008

Really good but only true for a gal who has may boyfriends.

4. Aman Sharma - October 21, 2008

Nah! Its actually more applicable to those who make only one guy believe that “they are true to them” when they are not.Those who have many, they don’t care about any one and don’t give any one this place.

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