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Thoughts Of Wisdom…. October 27, 2007

Posted by Aman.... in Random Stuff.

Some times, there is always an another view of the most commonly occurring things. And that other view is always a little humorous. That’s the same I read in the morning. It made me smile so I thought to share it with you all. Let me know how you find it? Have a read:
  • Whenever I find keys to success, some one changes the lock.
  • To error is human. To forgive is not “company policy”.
  • The road to success? It is always “under construction”.
  • Alchohal doesn’t solve any problems. But if you think again, neither does milk.
  • In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
  • All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or belong to others.
  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  • Every one has a scheme of getting rich. Its just that it never works.
  • If at first you didn’t succeed, remove all the evidences that you ever tried!
  • You can never determine that which side of the bread to butter. But if it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
  • Anything dropped over the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corners.
  • 42.7% of all the statistics are made on the spot.
  • As soon as you mention some thing, if its good, its taken.  If its bad , it happens.
  • A golden rule,he who has the gold makes the rules.
  • If you come early bus is late. If you come late, bus is still late.
  • Once you bought some thing, you will find it sold half the price on ebay the next day.
  • When in the queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will have the most complex transactions.
  • If you have paper, you won’t have pen. If you have pen you won’t have paper. If you have both than no one calls.
  • If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
  • You will pick up the maximum wrong numbers while in roaming.
  • The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the washroom.
  • After a long wait for your number bus, two will come together and the bus in which you will get in will be more crowded than the other.
  • If its your exam tomorrow, there will  be a power cut tonight.
  • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke some how always finds its way to the face of the non-smoker.

So how was it?



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