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The Female Rules…. July 7, 2007

Posted by Aman.... in Random Stuff.
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I was reading a mail when this came to me. I guess they are all pretty right! Nonetheless they made me smile and yes definitely increased my knowledge.  Hope you like it too.  Have a read and yes let me know these Female Rules are correct or not?.Happy reading.
 
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
 
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
 
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
 
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
 
5. The Female is never wrong.
 
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
 
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
 
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
 
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
 
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
 
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
 
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
 
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
 
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
 
15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone.
 
16. If the Female wants, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
 
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

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